DGIF

OK the title was intended to get you here, but if you are expecting me to spew venom about Jesus and the church, keep surfing.  I recently started reading the bible again---you know the book with the dust on it!  At least that is what it was in my house.  I would keep the bible on my nightstand in case someone wandered into my bedroom and saw it.  I wanted them to think I was a great guy, when I know otherwise.  The book accumulated dust and served me well as a coaster, but like all books, you have to open it to read it. Well I opened it recently and the thought process was this---I'm getting close to fifty and I need to start studying for the final.  All throughout my academic career I would wait until the last minute and then cram all the knowledge of one semester into every nook and cranny of my short term memory and then spit it out for the test and proceed to forget much of what I studied.  Except I once read that Vanna White's zodiac sign is Aq...